Ants in My Crack: Tapping Fun! app for iPhone and iPad

Be advised: This game is based on a true story.

Essentially a wacky, zany clicker game at heart, Ants in My Crack lets you go from casual to extreme tapping, swatting, smacking & grabbing of ants determined to swarm your exposed butt crack while searching for sweet nectar to satisfy their Queen!

Ants in My Crack is the challenging tapping game that lets you toss your self-respect to the side and initially just have idle mindless fun tapping, swatting, smacking and grabbing at ants to keep them from swarming your exposed butt crack.

But watch out because in minutes there are more, faster relentless ants after each swarm requiring intense grabbing, smacking, swatting and tapping on your part…

Scout: “To the crack….Charge!”

In Ants in My Crack, you are the human who tries to keep Scout and his fellow ants from mistakenly swarming your butt crack as they venture out in search of sweet nectar to please their Queen and satisfy her sweet tooth!

Queen: Giggles… “I’m pleased!”

And it’s immediately game over if you get too many ants in your crack—No Ifs ANTS or BUTTS about it!


Ants in My Crack Key Features:

-Diversity: Tap the dancing butt on the menu to customize your preferred butt crack skin tone
-Multiple gestures: not just tapping like most games, but swatting, grabbing and smacking, too
-Starts deceptively simple & easy to increasingly exasperating & challenging
-Random sweet nectar drops /ants taking sweet nectar away increases the Queens satisfaction
-Tap Satisfied Queen to reset your itch meter
-Endless ant swarms
-Pointless fun
-Free To Earn Satisfied Queen Boosts
-COMPLETELY FREE TO PLAY in-app purchases optional